He has the exclusive on what could be New York in a sex tape scandal. Check out the video and let me know if you think it’s New York. I’ve boxed out the pale white guy’s ass because I’m sure most of you don’t want to see that. You can thank me later.

Here’s the walk we’ve all seen. New York strutting her stuff. Those implants looked nicer and bigger than ever!

One of the highlights was Mr. Wise (#4 friend) leaping across the stage to take a shot at the most spineless p*ssy in the world Tailor Made. The reason it wasn’t the #1 highlight is because Mr. Wise missed. DAMMIT!

It was classic when Lala then said, “I’m not starting again until I know where Mr. Wise is.” Come on Lala, Mr. Wise was the most calm and collected guy on the whole show.

Now for the “I JUST PUKED” award, take a look at Sister Patterson making out with Champion. Ugh, I almost just puked again…

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Yes there was tongue and all in that kiss. It lasted a good 15 seconds too. They’re doing the dirty as we speak.

Buddha is a good dude.

Milliown is a nobody who was talking sh*t the whole night trying to start drama.

Here’s what happened when Pretty called out Punk for backstabbing him after Pretty left the show. When Buddha stood up for Punk, Milliown started calling Buddha gay for sticking up for Punk. This is what ensued.

Milliown was kicked out of the studio before Buddha could pummel him.

Midget Mac and It are also fan favorites so here you go.

Forget the fact that It brought 1 cinder block and 3 bricks and tried breaking them onstage to show New York his manliness and instead focus on the fact that after New York threw french fries in It’s face, It took those fries and threw them down New York’s shirt with one of them clearly landing down those huge implants. Way to go IT!! 

At the end of the night, conniving Tailor Made and New York revealed that they weren’t going to let a TV show hold them back from showing each other their love that they moved in together 3 days after filming ended. Tailor also showed New York his final divorce papers and then proceeded to propose to her. New York accepted and they are now engaged. I know this is old news, but it was officially supposed to come out tonight.

(Images courtesy of VH1 Blog.)

It’s been leaked that at the upcoming January 6th “I Love New York” reunion show, Tailor Made proposes to New York (real name: Tiffany Pollard) again and this time she accepts. Second time’s a charm for Tailor Made, who’s first proposal was rejected by New York in one of her more rational decisions during the show’s season finale. My guess is they don’t last very long being that Tailor Made is a deceiving snake and New York is a sloppy slut.