Britney Spears lost visitation rights to her children today. Well she didn’t really lose them because she lost them 2 weeks ago, but she did not get them back. Maybe if she had showed up to court and didn’t threaten to kill people and wasn’t running around with the creepy paparazzi, she would still have visitation rights and custody.

Look at K. Fed in the pic above. He sure knows how to celebrate.

Poor Brit… not. Only she can make K. Fed look like a great father.

The News of the World can reveal that K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun—a Beretta 92FS—in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two.

Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities.

January 3rd 

K. Fed showed up at Britney’s house to take their kids which he has legal rights to do. Britney locks herself in her bathroom with the kids and refuses to come out. The police come and take Britney away in an ambulance.

January 4th

Britney remains in the hospital all day but makes a huge scene because she wants to get out. Word was that she was yelling up and down the 7th floor of Cedar Sinai hospital. Surprisingly to everyone she tests negative for illegal substances.

Did anyone think about prescription pill abuse?

Britney also loses full custody of her children to this man.

January 5th

Britney is released from the hospital but her family is very worried and wants her to go back in. Obviously she refuses and the family calls on the help of Dr. Phil who creepily drives down to visit Britney.

 (source: photopro / Landov)

Britney freaks out and runs away from Dr. Phil. He proceeds to cancel his TV show episode about Britney.

On Monday, Dr. Phil goes on TV to say that he went to the hospital at the request of Britney’s mother and family.

January 6th

Britney and her new “boyfriend”, the creep Adnan Ghalib somehow avoid paparazzi attention and drive up to Santa Barbara where Britney is photographed on their balcony with no pants on. The creepy Adnan and Britney walk the streets, hit Starbucks and relax in their hotel room.

X17 Online is reporting that Adnan and his company are setting up Britney and are pitching their story to networks for $5 million dollars.

Over the weekend, K. Fed beefed up his security for fear of what Britzilla might do. Here’s what a source close to K. Fed told OK Magazine:

“The boys are safe for now,” the source reveals to OK!. “But Kevin feels Britney is clearly deranged, and there’s no telling what she’ll do. After all, this is a woman who two days ago barricaded herself in her bedroom with her youngest child for three hours!” Adds the insider, “You can’t get mentally well in a hospital after 36 hours.”

January 7th

There are contradicting reports about where Britney and Adnan might be hiding. Some report Santa Monica, some Hollywood, and some Palm Desert but the fact is that Britney is potentially in bad company with someone who she says is her “only friend in the world” (source).

That’s the 4 day recap for now. Tons of drama with no end in site for Britzilla. What a way to start 2008.