When you go to Petco, do you really have to show off your nips?

Thanks Britney.

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What happened to Jenna Jameson you ask?

Well besides looking like she did above at this past weekends AVN Awards in Las Vegas, she announced that she

(I) will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever.

This marked a sad day in the lives of every perv who jerked it to Jenna all these years.

If you want to see pics of all the other hot adult porn stars from this weekends AVN Awards, check out VH1’s blog.

Salma Hayek shares with David Letterman how she went from being “flat as a board” to  having breasts. She just asked for them at Church.

Letterman makes a good point in saying she asked for too much.

(photo: Mark J. Terrill / AP)

Jessica Alba tells Elle Magazine recently:

“He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.”

How funny and TRUE!  The two won the Teen Choice Award for Hotties of the Year.

According to E! Online, Penelope Cruz was not making out with her sister, but instead with actress Mia Maestro in Penelope’s brothers new music video. That’s still hot.

Word on the street is that Ashley Olson was partying last night at Area Nightclub in Hollywood. She was sitting in the outdoor portion for most of the night and not bothered by too many people.

Ok so I thought making out with Lindsay Lohan was easy enough but apparently it only gets easier to sleep with her. I just saw these photos of the same night and the morning after while Lindsay was visiting Capri. First the NASTY FAT guy unzips his pants at the club while dry humping and making out with Lindsay… then it only gets worse.

Look at the morning after.

What’s wrong with Lindsay??

Lauren Conrad celebrated New Years in San Diego, Ca and was spotted kissing this anonymous lucky guy. She’s been having a lot of fun lately with the various men in her life. We’ll have to wait and see who the next lucky guy is.