In more of the usual last night for Britney Spears, she had a breakdown in front of her Beverly Hills home.
Photo by: Fame
The interesting part was that her paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib pulled up to her gate, but was rejected and had to leave. I wonder why they didn’t let him in. Here is what People Magazine said:
Thirty minutes later, the scene became even more surreal when Spears’s paparazzi pal Adnan Ghalib – who’d been noticeably absent in recent days – showed up at the house, but was turned away at the gate.
(Ghalib) proceeded to show his fellow photographers a series of text messages allegedly from Lutfi, who calls Ghalib a “manic trigger” for Spears and adds ominously that any further contact between the two “will kill her.”
But shortly after,
Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.
Everyone hates the Adnan guy, but I say give him some credit. He weasled his way into Britney’s life and is pulling one of the biggest scams off in front of our eyes. Why hate just cuz he’s gonna come out on top?
Perez Hilton gets great dirt. Over the weekend, Britney and her new paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib (gross) went shopping at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. What followed was classic! Here’s what Perez wrote about it:
Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.
Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.
“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells the mag.
It’s not like we haven’t all seen it already!
“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.“
But then it ONLY got BETTER:
When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘Fuck you!’ and left the store.”
This video is very boring but isn’t everything Britzilla does these days newsworthy?
This was shot last weekend in Santa Barbara. The highlights are Britney not wearing pants on the balcony and giving Adnan two licks of her lollipop. Enjoy the Oh So Exciting Britney.
VH1 recaps Britney’s night last night. Finally it was normal.
7AM: Britney rises early and heads out for a jog wearing a supportive sports-bra, a tank top that covers her stomach, actual shorts and sneakers. Her short, natural hair is pulled back in a headband. 9AM: On the way home for her run, Brit stops by a local coffee shop for a small cup of green tea. 10AM: Britney takes a long, hot shower, washes her hair, scraps off her fake tan and scrubs her finger nails. 11AM: The starlet chews some Nicorette while cleaning out her entire closet, and donates her collection of skanky shirts, butt-revealing dresses and beat-up boots to charity. 12PM: Britney’s kids come over for a visit and she makes then a healthy meal, plays with them in the yard, and puts them down for a nap. 4PM: Mama Brit drives (below the speed limit) her reasonably-priced hybrid vehicle to the farmer’s market and picks up some vegetables and fish for dinner. 6PM: The family gathers for a meal made of actual food, followed by a G-rated movie together. 8PM: Britney goes to bed. Alone.
Britney reaches over to give her creepy papparazzi boyfriend/lover a taste of her lollipop.
In other funny Britney news, there was a video of her and Adnan kissing that was mysteriously pulled off of Youtube earlier today. At least we have a picture of it. (Small side note: Adnan Ghalib is married.)
Tila Tequila grew on me during the last few episodes of her show A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. Then when she picked Bobby Barnhart I thought she made a good decision for once in her life… only to find out what a scam her whole persona is.
During the reunion show on MTV on January 23rd Tila sat next to Bobby, practically dry humping him and talking about how they had “phone sex” because they couldn’t see each other for the prior 2 months. Okay, they looked genuinely happy with to see each other and rekindle their “love”.
Suddenly on New Years Eve during Tila’s Masquerade Ball on MTV, she announces that she will star in A Shot At Love TWO because her relationship with Bobby didn’t work out. WTFFFFF!!!
One week ago, Tila was humping Bobby on stage and now suddenly they broke up? These things happen right?
In Tila’s case.. Wrong. It was a planned publicity stunt all along. Tila knew there would be a Shot At Love 2 for at least the last 2 months because they have been casting for the show that long ago. Here’s when they registered the domain and started casting.
Here’s where you audition. And here is what was written over 2 months ago now:
We’re scouring the country once more in search of the most eligible, alluring, outrageous, and adventurous men and women to go head-to-head for a chance to win the heart of our bi-sexual bachelorette in the ultimate battle of the sexes because all is fair in love and war.
If you are at least 21 years old, and have the sex appeal, heart and spirit to win the love of our gorgeous Bi-Bachelorette, then we want to hear from you!
Would you expect anything less of someone who made their way up the D-list celebrity ladder by making her own soft core porn and semi naked pictures only to place them on Myspace and be the first to a million friends?
This doesn’t quite qualify as Britney Spears’ comeback but Perez Hilton is reporting that Britney’s lawyers have gotten so sick of her incapable, eratic lifestyle that they have fired her.
In the Motion To Be Relieved as Counsel, Trope and Trope say, “there has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.”
What does she do to celebrate?
Photog Adnan Ghalib and Spears, wearing dark sunglasses and a black wig, checked in to the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs around 2 a.m. on January 2nd….
And then they checked out around 7 a.m. Just five hours later!
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