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The interesting part was that her paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib pulled up to her gate, but was rejected and had to leave. I wonder why they didn’t let him in. Here is what People Magazine said:

Thirty minutes later, the scene became even more surreal when Spears’s paparazzi pal Adnan Ghalib – who’d been noticeably absent in recent days – showed up at the house, but was turned away at the gate.
(Ghalib) proceeded to show his fellow photographers a series of text messages allegedly from Lutfi, who calls Ghalib a “manic trigger” for Spears and adds ominously that any further contact between the two “will kill her.”

But shortly after,

Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.

Everyone hates the Adnan guy, but I say give him some credit. He weasled his way into Britney’s life and is pulling one of the biggest scams off in front of our eyes. Why hate just cuz he’s gonna come out on top?

Perez Hilton gets great dirt. Over the weekend, Britney and her new paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib (gross) went shopping at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. What followed was classic! Here’s what Perez wrote about it:

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells the mag.

It’s not like we haven’t all seen it already!

“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.“

But then it ONLY got BETTER:

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘Fuck you!’ and left the store.”

Ok, this is getting much too amuzing.

Britney Spears lost visitation rights to her children today. Well she didn’t really lose them because she lost them 2 weeks ago, but she did not get them back. Maybe if she had showed up to court and didn’t threaten to kill people and wasn’t running around with the creepy paparazzi, she would still have visitation rights and custody.

Look at K. Fed in the pic above. He sure knows how to celebrate.

Poor Brit… not. Only she can make K. Fed look like a great father.

This was shot last weekend in Santa Barbara. The highlights are Britney not wearing pants on the balcony and giving Adnan two licks of her lollipop. Enjoy the Oh So Exciting Britney.

7AM: Britney rises early and heads out for a jog wearing a supportive sports-bra, a tank top that covers her stomach, actual shorts and sneakers. Her short, natural hair is pulled back in a headband.
9AM: On the way home for her run, Brit stops by a local coffee shop for a small cup of green tea.
10AM: Britney takes a long, hot shower, washes her hair, scraps off her fake tan and scrubs her finger nails.
11AM: The starlet chews some Nicorette while cleaning out her entire closet, and donates her collection of skanky shirts, butt-revealing dresses and beat-up boots to charity.
12PM: Britney’s kids come over for a visit and she makes then a healthy meal, plays with them in the yard, and puts them down for a nap.
4PM: Mama Brit drives (below the speed limit) her reasonably-priced hybrid vehicle to the farmer’s market and picks up some vegetables and fish for dinner.
6PM: The family gathers for a meal made of actual food, followed by a G-rated movie together.
8PM: Britney goes to bed. Alone.

The News of the World can reveal that K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun—a Beretta 92FS—in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two.

Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities.

Britney reaches over to give her creepy papparazzi boyfriend/lover a taste of her lollipop.

In other funny Britney news, there was a video of her and Adnan kissing that was mysteriously pulled off of Youtube earlier today. At least we have a picture of it. (Small side note: Adnan Ghalib is married.)

Enjoy the neverending BritZilla drama.

January 3rd 

K. Fed showed up at Britney’s house to take their kids which he has legal rights to do. Britney locks herself in her bathroom with the kids and refuses to come out. The police come and take Britney away in an ambulance.

January 4th

Britney remains in the hospital all day but makes a huge scene because she wants to get out. Word was that she was yelling up and down the 7th floor of Cedar Sinai hospital. Surprisingly to everyone she tests negative for illegal substances.

Did anyone think about prescription pill abuse?

Britney also loses full custody of her children to this man.

January 5th

Britney is released from the hospital but her family is very worried and wants her to go back in. Obviously she refuses and the family calls on the help of Dr. Phil who creepily drives down to visit Britney.

 (source: photopro / Landov)

Britney freaks out and runs away from Dr. Phil. He proceeds to cancel his TV show episode about Britney.

On Monday, Dr. Phil goes on TV to say that he went to the hospital at the request of Britney’s mother and family.

January 6th

Britney and her new “boyfriend”, the creep Adnan Ghalib somehow avoid paparazzi attention and drive up to Santa Barbara where Britney is photographed on their balcony with no pants on. The creepy Adnan and Britney walk the streets, hit Starbucks and relax in their hotel room.

X17 Online is reporting that Adnan and his company are setting up Britney and are pitching their story to networks for $5 million dollars.

Over the weekend, K. Fed beefed up his security for fear of what Britzilla might do. Here’s what a source close to K. Fed told OK Magazine:

“The boys are safe for now,” the source reveals to OK!. “But Kevin feels Britney is clearly deranged, and there’s no telling what she’ll do. After all, this is a woman who two days ago barricaded herself in her bedroom with her youngest child for three hours!” Adds the insider, “You can’t get mentally well in a hospital after 36 hours.”

January 7th

There are contradicting reports about where Britney and Adnan might be hiding. Some report Santa Monica, some Hollywood, and some Palm Desert but the fact is that Britney is potentially in bad company with someone who she says is her “only friend in the world” (source).

That’s the 4 day recap for now. Tons of drama with no end in site for Britzilla. What a way to start 2008.

I’m not gonna lie, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Britney. Starting at 7pm last night the police rushed to Britney Spears’ house for a dispute she was having with K. Fed about their child custody situation. So what does Britney do?

She locks herself in her bathroom for 3 hours with her kids and doesn’t come out. When the cops finally get her out, she is rushed to the emergency room and assumed to be under the influence of an unknown substance.

Britney was released from the hospital a couple of hours ago but remains under close surveilence and suicide watch.

Poor Britney.

This doesn’t quite qualify as Britney Spears’ comeback but Perez Hilton is reporting that Britney’s lawyers have gotten so sick of her incapable, eratic lifestyle that they have fired her.

In the Motion To Be Relieved as Counsel, Trope and Trope say, “there has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.” 

What does she do to celebrate?

Photog Adnan Ghalib and Spears, wearing dark sunglasses and a black wig, checked in to the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs around 2 a.m. on January 2nd….

And then they checked out around 7 a.m. Just five hours later!

What the fuck???

Source: Perez.