I was unfortunate enough to catch the Rock of Love 2 premiere with Bret Micheals last night… Well, actually I only watched the first 20 minutes before I wanted to throw up from looking at the cast of wierdos… BUT from what I saw, all I gotta say is… Hollywood, WTF?!

Is this really what we’re watching on the TV these days!? And I’m only saying this because this is the SECOND season, yeah that’s right… THE SECOND SEASON, which means that people actually watched the first season and it became a success and so they made a second season!!!!

Please tell me you guys don’t think this show is real… I giggle and roll my eyes every time that dumbass Bret Michaels says (with a straight face)

“This time around I WILL find love!!!”

BWAHAHAHAA… I will be surprised if 3 out of the 20 of those dumb trailer trash whores can even spell the word correctly (Im wheeling too beht dey all speell it L-U-V…)

And where do they find these women?  Well we know that at least one is from Russia.. You know, the ho that was like

Umm.. Umm… Im sooo shy.. Umm i dont know what pose to do.. UMM.. UMM.. I hate taking pics ‘giggle giggle’.. Umm, well maybe.. ill just.. Umm..

and BAM!!!!

Bitch jumps in the air, does a double back flip and lands into the splits and starts having sex with the floor all while not wearing any underwear!!!! Is she some kinda slut ninja or something? At least she could’ve landed on his face or something… now THAT’S entertainment!!!! 

Yet probably the worst part about the show, is that the bitches aren’t even hot.. well there are about 2 that are (I have a thing for slutty prostitute Russian ninjas)… but the rest are all tatted and dumb and gross and probably have little slutty offspring (ugghh ’shiver’).

Anyways, soooo much more wrong with this show yet so little space… but the bottom line is… Brett, you’re 60 years old.. please just die…

And Hollywood, please, can we not support this? Aren’t there better things to do OR watch in that one hour every week? If we work together, we can make it go away… Hollywood, we’re better than this!!
 
Let’s get rid of evil… one person at a time!
 
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Entourage (hot girls and funny)
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Lost (hot girl and interesting)
Anything on the Discovery Channel