I’m not gonna lie, I’m starting to feel a little bad for Britney. Starting at 7pm last night the police rushed to Britney Spears’ house for a dispute she was having with K. Fed about their child custody situation. So what does Britney do?

She locks herself in her bathroom for 3 hours with her kids and doesn’t come out. When the cops finally get her out, she is rushed to the emergency room and assumed to be under the influence of an unknown substance.

Britney was released from the hospital a couple of hours ago but remains under close surveilence and suicide watch.

Poor Britney.

Jamie Lynn Spears’ tv show Zoey 101 finished filming their 4th season a short while ago. Now it’s been canned and for good reason. Nickelodean doesn’t want to send the wrong message to their viewers. It makes sense that Nickelodean doesn’t want their 10-16 year old female demographic turning into sluts.

The full story is here.

Ok so I thought making out with Lindsay Lohan was easy enough but apparently it only gets easier to sleep with her. I just saw these photos of the same night and the morning after while Lindsay was visiting Capri. First the NASTY FAT guy unzips his pants at the club while dry humping and making out with Lindsay… then it only gets worse.

Look at the morning after.

What’s wrong with Lindsay??

Lauren Conrad celebrated New Years in San Diego, Ca and was spotted kissing this anonymous lucky guy. She’s been having a lot of fun lately with the various men in her life. We’ll have to wait and see who the next lucky guy is.

This doesn’t quite qualify as Britney Spears’ comeback but Perez Hilton is reporting that Britney’s lawyers have gotten so sick of her incapable, eratic lifestyle that they have fired her.

In the Motion To Be Relieved as Counsel, Trope and Trope say, “there has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.” 

What does she do to celebrate?

Photog Adnan Ghalib and Spears, wearing dark sunglasses and a black wig, checked in to the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs around 2 a.m. on January 2nd….

And then they checked out around 7 a.m. Just five hours later!

What the fuck???

Source: Perez.

I’ve been wondering where Christina Milian has gone. Ever since she got her poor little heart broken by that jerk Nick Cannon, she’s been missing in action. Looks like she was enjoying the sun in Miami last week and looking better than ever! 

Not many of us think Britney Spears will make a comeback and that’s understandable given her loss of performing skills, nightly promiscuous sex partners, out of shape body and horrible appearance, but I always live by the saying:

“ONCE A NAME, ALWAYS A THREAT”.

Britney Spears will be back with something big in the ‘08.

How do you get to make out with Lindsay Lohan? Just be in the same room as her.

Fox News reports that Lindsay made out with 3 different men in 24 hours this past weekend on the Island of Capri.

The 21-year-old pop tart was snapped locking lips with — in this order — waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio and Italian actors Eduardo Costa and Dario Faiella, according to the Mail.

Perez got a hold of the best pictures of the event and as usual… added his appropriate commentary. The guy she’s making out with is gross!

OK Magazine is reporting that 27 year old Kim Kardashian and 22 year old NFL star Reggie Bush are engaged. The couple met in 2006 when Kim’s friend Paris Hilton introduced the two. Paris Hilton knew Reggie Bush through Reggie’s USC teammate Matt Leinert. It sure helps to be connected, but Reggie is way out of Kim’s league.

What do you guys think about this engagement?

Is it just me or is this guy always with a new celebrity starlet? We all know Pamela Anderson is way past her prime, but come one… Angel is extremely goofy and dirty looking. Anyways, these two recently hung out together in Vegas and that led to Pamela Anderson filing for divorce with Rick Salomon a few days later.

Pam is still hot.