I was unfortunate enough to catch the Rock of Love 2 premiere with Bret Micheals last night… Well, actually I only watched the first 20 minutes before I wanted to throw up from looking at the cast of wierdos… BUT from what I saw, all I gotta say is… Hollywood, WTF?!

Is this really what we’re watching on the TV these days!? And I’m only saying this because this is the SECOND season, yeah that’s right… THE SECOND SEASON, which means that people actually watched the first season and it became a success and so they made a second season!!!!

Please tell me you guys don’t think this show is real… I giggle and roll my eyes every time that dumbass Bret Michaels says (with a straight face)

“This time around I WILL find love!!!”

BWAHAHAHAA… I will be surprised if 3 out of the 20 of those dumb trailer trash whores can even spell the word correctly (Im wheeling too beht dey all speell it L-U-V…)

And where do they find these women?  Well we know that at least one is from Russia.. You know, the ho that was like

Umm.. Umm… Im sooo shy.. Umm i dont know what pose to do.. UMM.. UMM.. I hate taking pics ‘giggle giggle’.. Umm, well maybe.. ill just.. Umm..

and BAM!!!!

Bitch jumps in the air, does a double back flip and lands into the splits and starts having sex with the floor all while not wearing any underwear!!!! Is she some kinda slut ninja or something? At least she could’ve landed on his face or something… now THAT’S entertainment!!!! 

Yet probably the worst part about the show, is that the bitches aren’t even hot.. well there are about 2 that are (I have a thing for slutty prostitute Russian ninjas)… but the rest are all tatted and dumb and gross and probably have little slutty offspring (ugghh ’shiver’).

Anyways, soooo much more wrong with this show yet so little space… but the bottom line is… Brett, you’re 60 years old.. please just die…

And Hollywood, please, can we not support this? Aren’t there better things to do OR watch in that one hour every week? If we work together, we can make it go away… Hollywood, we’re better than this!!
 
Let’s get rid of evil… one person at a time!
 
Herman Milfs Recommends:
 
Entourage (hot girls and funny)
Nip/Tuck (hot girls and educational)
Lost (hot girl and interesting)
Anything on the Discovery Channel

DrunkenStepfather is great at getting you the latest sex scandals and pictures right away.

He has the exclusive on what could be New York in a sex tape scandal. Check out the video and let me know if you think it’s New York. I’ve boxed out the pale white guy’s ass because I’m sure most of you don’t want to see that. You can thank me later.

What happened to Jenna Jameson you ask?

Well besides looking like she did above at this past weekends AVN Awards in Las Vegas, she announced that she

(I) will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever.

This marked a sad day in the lives of every perv who jerked it to Jenna all these years.

If you want to see pics of all the other hot adult porn stars from this weekends AVN Awards, check out VH1’s blog.

Britney Spears lost visitation rights to her children today. Well she didn’t really lose them because she lost them 2 weeks ago, but she did not get them back. Maybe if she had showed up to court and didn’t threaten to kill people and wasn’t running around with the creepy paparazzi, she would still have visitation rights and custody.

Look at K. Fed in the pic above. He sure knows how to celebrate.

Poor Brit… not. Only she can make K. Fed look like a great father.

Reliable sources tell Hollywood WTF that Larry Birkhead is partying at Opera in Los Angeles tonight. If you hurry you can still catch the Z-lister. Opera will be open for another hour and 10 minutes.

Let’s flash back to 2007 Golden Globe Awards and take a look at P. Diddy sneaking a peek at Jessica Biel’s boobs. Can you blame him?

Wow, just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse for Tila we find these photos of Tila at the Golden Globe Awards.

Extraterrestial Alien or Tila Tequila?

    or   

Who would you be more afraid of?

At times Tila Tequila is hot… but this is not one of them.

What exactly is she doing with these two goofy guys and what is she wearing? This is something a perverted, 40 year old, trench coat wearing peeping tom would wear right before exposing himself to unsuspecting victims. (Although Tila might be a bit hotter).

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This video is very boring but isn’t everything Britzilla does these days newsworthy?

This was shot last weekend in Santa Barbara. The highlights are Britney not wearing pants on the balcony and giving Adnan two licks of her lollipop. Enjoy the Oh So Exciting Britney.

Salma Hayek shares with David Letterman how she went from being “flat as a board” to  having breasts. She just asked for them at Church.

Letterman makes a good point in saying she asked for too much.