Extraterrestial Alien or Tila Tequila?

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Who would you be more afraid of?

At times Tila Tequila is hot… but this is not one of them.

What exactly is she doing with these two goofy guys and what is she wearing? This is something a perverted, 40 year old, trench coat wearing peeping tom would wear right before exposing himself to unsuspecting victims. (Although Tila might be a bit hotter).

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Tila Tequila grew on me during the last few episodes of her show A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. Then when she picked Bobby Barnhart I thought she made a good decision for once in her life… only to find out what a scam her whole persona is.

During the reunion show on MTV on January 23rd Tila sat next to Bobby, practically dry humping him and talking about how they had “phone sex” because they couldn’t see each other for the prior 2 months. Okay, they looked genuinely happy with to see each other and rekindle their “love”.

Suddenly on New Years Eve during Tila’s Masquerade Ball on MTV, she announces that she will star in A Shot At Love TWO because her relationship with Bobby didn’t work out. WTFFFFF!!!

One week ago, Tila was humping Bobby on stage and now suddenly they broke up? These things happen right?

In Tila’s case.. Wrong. It was a planned publicity stunt all along. Tila knew there would be a Shot At Love 2 for at least the last 2 months because they have been casting for the show that long ago. Here’s when they registered the domain and started casting.

Here’s where you audition. And here is what was written over 2 months ago now:

We’re scouring the country once more in search of the most eligible, alluring, outrageous, and adventurous men and women to go head-to-head for a chance to win the heart of our bi-sexual bachelorette in the ultimate battle of the sexes because all is fair in love and war.

If you are at least 21 years old, and have the sex appeal, heart and spirit to win the love of our gorgeous Bi-Bachelorette, then we want to hear from you!

Would you expect anything less of someone who made their way up the D-list celebrity ladder by making her own soft core porn and semi naked pictures only to place them on Myspace and be the first to a million friends?