Britney and Adnan Have Sex In Clothing Store?
Jan 15th, 2008 by Max Montana

Perez Hilton gets great dirt. Over the weekend, Britney and her new paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib (gross) went shopping at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. What followed was classic! Here’s what Perez wrote about it:
Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.
Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.
“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells the mag.
It’s not like we haven’t all seen it already!
“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.“
But then it ONLY got BETTER:
When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘Fuck you!’ and left the store.”
Ok, this is getting much too amuzing.

ew, get the hell out of here, thats such a trashy story and most likely just made up, you cant think of anything better to say? cmon now
id hit it
the second i hit “her private parts” i knew this story was fake
I fucked all your moms