Reliable sources tell Hollywood WTF that Larry Birkhead is partying at Opera in Los Angeles tonight. If you hurry you can still catch the Z-lister. Opera will be open for another hour and 10 minutes.

Let’s flash back to 2007 Golden Globe Awards and take a look at P. Diddy sneaking a peek at Jessica Biel’s boobs. Can you blame him?

Wow, just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse for Tila we find these photos of Tila at the Golden Globe Awards.

Extraterrestial Alien or Tila Tequila?

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Who would you be more afraid of?

At times Tila Tequila is hot… but this is not one of them.

What exactly is she doing with these two goofy guys and what is she wearing? This is something a perverted, 40 year old, trench coat wearing peeping tom would wear right before exposing himself to unsuspecting victims. (Although Tila might be a bit hotter).

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This video is very boring but isn’t everything Britzilla does these days newsworthy?

This was shot last weekend in Santa Barbara. The highlights are Britney not wearing pants on the balcony and giving Adnan two licks of her lollipop. Enjoy the Oh So Exciting Britney.

Salma Hayek shares with David Letterman how she went from being “flat as a board” to  having breasts. She just asked for them at Church.

Letterman makes a good point in saying she asked for too much.

VH1 recaps Britney’s night last night. Finally it was normal.

7AM: Britney rises early and heads out for a jog wearing a supportive sports-bra, a tank top that covers her stomach, actual shorts and sneakers. Her short, natural hair is pulled back in a headband.
9AM: On the way home for her run, Brit stops by a local coffee shop for a small cup of green tea.
10AM: Britney takes a long, hot shower, washes her hair, scraps off her fake tan and scrubs her finger nails.
11AM: The starlet chews some Nicorette while cleaning out her entire closet, and donates her collection of skanky shirts, butt-revealing dresses and beat-up boots to charity.
12PM: Britney’s kids come over for a visit and she makes then a healthy meal, plays with them in the yard, and puts them down for a nap.
4PM: Mama Brit drives (below the speed limit) her reasonably-priced hybrid vehicle to the farmer’s market and picks up some vegetables and fish for dinner.
6PM: The family gathers for a meal made of actual food, followed by a G-rated movie together.
8PM: Britney goes to bed. Alone.

According to News of the World, K. Fed was so worried about Britney and his kids the night of their January 3rd standoff because she had a gun that he gave her for her birthday.

The News of the World can reveal that K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun—a Beretta 92FS—in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two.

Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities.

Britney reaches over to give her creepy papparazzi boyfriend/lover a taste of her lollipop.

In other funny Britney news, there was a video of her and Adnan kissing that was mysteriously pulled off of Youtube earlier today. At least we have a picture of it. (Small side note: Adnan Ghalib is married.)

Enjoy the neverending BritZilla drama.

(photo: Mark J. Terrill / AP)

Jessica Alba tells Elle Magazine recently:

“He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.”

How funny and TRUE!  The two won the Teen Choice Award for Hotties of the Year.